What I want her to do is get rid of those bloody jackets!
You`ve got a big arse, Julia, just get on with it.
I`m a journalist, I have to work with the media.
It`s probably a good thing that the Australian media almost never asks me to do anything.
Yeah, right. The hardest thing is getting you off television.
I did say, “Get rid of the bloody jackets,” and she bloody did.
The jackets now are a lot better than they were. They nearly fit.
I was fairly certain from about the time I was about eight that God didn`t exist; that it was a nonsensical idea. And what did make me cross when I got to University is that people were still arguing the toss about whether God existed
the whole thing about 50 Shades of Grey is the subtle way that it was marketed so that you had to have read it and if you hadn`t read it you were hiding from the inevitable. You were being an intellectual coward and I`m very happy to say that I`m an intellectual coward. My own feeling is that life is too short. At 73 I really don`t need to know a whole lot of new positions.
Well, the Bible is fiction, for Heaven`s sake.
Go for it, Julia. You don`t understand how tough it is for little girls who think that to have a fat arse is to be dead, is to be finished.
Women are fat-arsed creatures. Go right ahead, Julia.
Wave that ass.
My problem with Julia`s jackets is they didn`t seem to me to belong to her. Now, you must understand that I have I spend a third of my time in Queensland and so I was used to Anna Bligh and Anna Bligh`s clothes always seemed to be hers but Julia’s clothes seem to come out of some kind of a stage hamper somewhere.
She looked like an organ grinder`s monkey and this ..
in case you haven`t noticed, we are very close to destroying probably the most extraordinary planet in the entire set up and we`ve got to suddenly turn our attention round to keeping this one going before we decide to go and pollute and bugger up another planet in somebody else`s galaxy.